Friendship is one of life’s greatest treasures, made even more valuable by the shared laughter that bonds us together. There’s something magical about that moment when you and your friend catch each other’s eye and burst into uncontrollable giggles over an inside joke or a witty observation.
Those moments of hilarity create memories that last a lifetime and strengthen the connection between friends.
Whether you’re looking for the perfect caption for your next social media post with your bestie, searching for something witty to include in a birthday card, or simply want to brighten your friend’s day with a laugh-out-loud text message, these funny quotes about friendship are guaranteed to hit the mark.
Funny Quotes for Friends
From clever observations about the nature of friendship to light-hearted teasing that only true friends can get away with, this collection of 75 funny quotes celebrates the beautiful, ridiculous, and sometimes absurd journey we share with our friends.
Brutally Honest Friend Quotes
- “A true friend is someone who tells you when you have a booger hanging out of your nose.”
- “Friends are the people who know all your flaws but somehow still think you’re amazing.”
- “My friend told me I was delusional. I almost fell off my unicorn.”
- “I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.”
- “True friendship is when you walk into their house and your WiFi connects automatically.”
- “Best friends don’t judge you for how crazy you are, they just join right in.”
- “If we get caught, you’re deaf and I don’t speak English.”
- “If your friend doesn’t make fun of you, they’re not really your friend.”
- “I’m going to be honest with you… well, that’s what I’d say if I was going to be honest with you.”
- “You’re the friend I’d help hide a body… don’t make me use this knowledge.”
Crazy Adventures
- “Friends don’t let friends do stupid things… alone.”
- “We’ll be the old ladies causing trouble in the nursing home.”
- “I hope we’re still doing dumb stuff together when we’re old and wrinkly.”
- “Behind every crazy woman are her equally crazy friends who either talked her into it or said ‘I’ll help you hide the body.'”
- “My friends and I are proof that insanity is hereditary… you get it from your friends.”
- “Life is short. Do stupid things with your best friends.”
- “Normal friends bail you out of jail. Best friends are sitting next to you saying, ‘That was awesome!'”
- “Good friends don’t let you do stupid things… alone.”
- “We’re the friends your parents warned you about.”
- “Our friendship is like peeing your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel its warmth.”
Sarcastic Friendship Wisdom
- “I don’t know what’s worse: you being right or me being wrong.”
- “Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.”
- “We’ll be best friends forever because you already know too much.”
- “I love how we can be complete idiots and still have fun together.”
- “I’m only a morning person on December 25th. The rest of the year, approach with caution and coffee.”
- “If I send you my ugly selfies, our friendship is real.”
- “We’ve been friends so long I can’t remember which one of us is the bad influence.”
- “I’d take a bullet for you. Not in the head, but maybe like in the leg or something.”
- “You’re the friend I want to be stuck with during the zombie apocalypse.”
- “I value your opinion, I just happen to disagree with everything you say.”
Food Friends Forever
- “Friends who eat together, stay together.”
- “Finding a friend who loves food as much as you do is basically finding your soulmate.”
- “Our friendship is like pizza – even when it’s bad, it’s still pretty good.”
- “You’re the French fry to my ketchup.”
- “True friendship is when you both reach for the last slice at the same time and then cut it in half.”
- “I like you because you join in on my weirdness and then add your own.”
- “We finish each other’s… sandwiches.”
- “There’s nothing better than a friend, unless it’s a friend with chocolate.”
- “Friendship is asking, ‘What are we eating?’ not ‘Are we eating?'”
- “I call my friends ‘pizza’ because they’re always there when I’m hungry.”
Friendship Truths
- “A friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move a body.”
- “We’ll be friends until we’re old and senile. Then we’ll be new friends!”
- “Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.”
- “Good friends don’t let you make stupid decisions… best friends record them.”
- “True friendship is walking into a person’s house and having your phone automatically connect to their WiFi.”
- “Friendship is so weird… you just pick a human you’ve met and you’re like ‘Yep, I like this one’ and you do stuff with them.”
- “A true friend is someone who knows when you’re acting a fool and still chooses to be seen with you in public.”
- “I’m not sure if we’re real friends or if we just both hate everyone else.”
- “Best friends: Ready to die for each other, but will fight to the death over the last French fry.”
- “Friendships don’t need daily conversations or togetherness… as long as the relationship lives in the heart, true friends never part.”
Digital Age Friends
- “Friends don’t let friends post drunk selfies… without first making sure they look good.”
- “True friendship is tagging each other in memes all day long.”
- “My friend wanted a joke about procrastination. I told him I’d tell him tomorrow.”
- “We’ll be best friends forever because you already know too much about my social media passwords.”
- “You know we’re best friends when my battery dies and I feel like a part of me died too.”
- “Thanks for always ‘liking’ my posts even when we both know they’re not that great.”
- “A true friend is someone who unfollows the same people you do.”
- “Friendship in the modern world means texting each other from different rooms in the same house.”
- “Real friendship is when you haven’t talked in months but still send each other memes.”
- “Our friendship is like my phone battery – even at 1%, still holding on.”
Silly Moments
- “A best friend knows your craziness but still chooses to hang out with you anyway.”
- “I smile because you’re my friend. I laugh because there’s nothing you can do about it.”
- “Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me… I’ll laugh at you.”
- “We’re that crazy duo that makes everyone else look normal.”
- “Sometimes I wonder how you stay alive without me giving you survival tips.”
- “I don’t know how I got so lucky to have a weird friend like you.”
- “They say ‘You are what you eat.’ Last time I checked, I didn’t remember eating a freaking legend.”
- “Maybe I should stop sending you memes and actually start studying.”
- “Thanks for always being there to judge people with me.”
- “True friendship is going from ‘What the heck are they doing?’ to ‘What the heck are WE doing?'”
Conclusion
Friendship is truly one of life’s greatest gifts, made infinitely better by the laughter and humor we share with those closest to us. These 75 funny quotes capture the essence of what makes friendships so special – the inside jokes, the shared adventures, the brutal honesty, and the unconditional support, all wrapped in a blanket of humor.
Whether you’re tagging your bestie in memes, planning your next crazy adventure, or simply enjoying each other’s company with good food and better conversation, remember that laughter is the glue that holds friendships together.
So share these quotes with your friends, have a good laugh together, and cherish those moments of pure joy. After all, life is too short to be serious all the time, especially when you have friends who can make even the most ordinary days extraordinary through the magic of shared laughter.